Here are some laughs that SamuRon has gathered along the way...
| The Cow Level |
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Like many others, you may have heard of the infamous "Cow Level." Here's
the 3 easy steps to get there:
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Approach the center cow in Tristram (shown to the right).
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Right-click on the cow to raise the cow's tail and open the brown portal.
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Insert head.
It sure stinks in the brown portal! |
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Wirt's Top Five Items for Sale |
(a.k.a. Wirtless, Sqwirt, "Waste of 50 GP")
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Useless Sword of Paralysis
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Club of the Ages
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Boy's Peg-Leg of Blood
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Godly Rags of Might
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Vibrating Peg-Leg of Wirt
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| Ogden's "Rising Sun" Services |
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| Have you ever just stood right next to Ogden, the tavern owner, and
stared at him for a while?
Watch his head movements...
I guarantee you a hardy laugh. Muahahahahah™! |
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