Here's a Public
Service Announcement: Don't Drink and Diablo! First of all,
you'll slur your chat. Second, you are never as funny as you think you
are when you're drunk and everyone else in the Black Lodge is sober. And
finally, you might end up like this...Sam's pal Stacey (you might know her as Enzyme
the warrior on bnet) has a habit of bringing over pitchers of dacquiries
for Sam. During this particular game (in which HORSECOCK
hit level 50!), Sam had drunk enough that she'd get chosen to chauffeur
royalty and/or billionaires in high-speed chases from the paparazzi. Anyway,
after ending up on the losing side of a bar brawl with a mob of Succubi,
Sam finally decided to hand over her mouse... |